Friday, July 13, 2007

This Simian Life







In the final days of his imploding candidacy, John McCain has taken a page out of Richard Nixon's play book, finding increasingly bizarre explanations for his political failures. Strangest of all: He reportedly feels his handlers forced him to wear "gay sweaters."
According to one insider, the knit-picking was the crescendo of a tirade by the Arizona senator, in which he blistered aides about the minutiae of the campaign. While many septuagenarians live in a perpetual state of sweater weather, McCain reportedly declared his frustration with being told to don the perceived homosexual outerwear in order to look younger and more approachable.



There is not much to comment here except the obvious as one would think that somebody running for president would be able to think for them selves, but then my mind wonders over to our current president and I'll let you be the judge...

And why would one even own a sweater in Arizona.? Please drop out othe race as your stupid.

Last weekend, Kent Couch settled down in his lawn chair with some snacks — and a parachute. Attached to his lawn chair were 105 large helium balloons. Destination: Idaho.

In this case kent was smart and wore a sweater. Actualy it is rumored that he was on his way to Arizona to pick up McCain and his gun sans the sweaters.